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It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

I have great faith in fools self-confidence my friends call it.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.