Clever Tweets & Facebook Status Messages

Please read below the collection of clever tweets. We daily update clever messages on our site to share on twitter. You can also use it as clever facebook status.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Tough time never last but tough people do.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

If you loved me, why’d you let me go????

If you don’t understand my silence, how will you understand my words????

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer.

The real problem with reality is that there’s no background music.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

I stay high because the world is so low.

The real problem with reality is that there’s no background music.

Behind every victorious man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

I would prefer as friend a good man ignorant than one more clever who is evil too.

It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.

Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.