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Men get laid, but women get screwed.

Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

I will try anything once, twice if I like it!

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Discovered you can now get Viagra tea bag, doesn’t improve your sex life, but it stops your biscuits going soft.

Only Dogs go for bones… Real Men go for CURVES 

Great minds think alike but dirty minds work 2gether.

Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

You hav e such a dirty mind.

An evil person is like a dirty window they never let the light shine through.

Quoting, like smoking, is a dirty habit to which I am devoted.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

A lot of history is just dirty politics cleaned up for the consumption of children and other innocents.

I just love getting dirty.

Because the reputation is not only that it’s a dangerous river, but that it’s dirty.

I’m a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.