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Girls like shoes more than clothes, because no matter how much they weigh, it still fits.

90% of the time I say `BRB` it just means I don`t wants to talk to you anymore

My dog likes you more than me. So i think we should break up.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Envy is an insult to oneself.

Behind every Bitch There is a man who made her that way.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

PEOPLE, who talk shit to you, Usually talk shit about you.

You’re the reason our kids are so ugly.

What is love? Fucking Game of B!tChE$…:P

Behind every Bitch There is a man who made her that way.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

If your gonna be two faced at least make one of me pretty!

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

I never knew brains had an off switch.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

End discrimination hate everyone!

Insults are pouring down on me as thick as hail.

Thou hast added insult to injury.

They lie deadly that tell you you have good faces.