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Today’s Joke! A Girl said…TRUST ME.

There are only two types of people in this world: Doctors and Patients.

I don’t use drugs, my dreams r frightening enough.

A boy’s eye is faster than Google when finding for a girl in a crowd: D

I don’t want kiss you. I just want to tell your lips a secrete.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

I think my love of space began with my hatred of Earth.

I’m Single Because God Is Busy Writing the Best Love Story For Me…!!!!

I Hate How Chocolate Immediately Melt On My Fingers. I Mean, Am I That Hot?

When nothing goes Right…. go Left! D

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Knowledge knows a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Don’t drink and drive, you might spill some of it.

Don’t make jokes about food.

A worthy friend is a connection to life, a tie to the past, a road to the future, and a gift given by GOD to stay and care.

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.